One reason Cheney should step down.

That would be because he can't shoot straight. Another would be that he is almost dying. Another would be that I want Condi to be president. Those are enough, right?

Update: Heh. He only winged him, huh?

Update: More jokes from Jonah.

these are the top 50% from the post:

• Since wholesale Social Security reform failed, Cheney is taking a retail approach.

• Afterwards, Cheney said two words: "tort reform."

• Clearly, this is further proof that the administration needs to work harder providing adequate body armor.