Ok, check this computer out...it's got everything you need, just a different case. Somewhere in my bookmarks, I have more things like this...I'll try to find them and point you in their direction, but I just think they're cool.
Also, I came across this site, while reading the carnival of comedy. It's a great blog, even though the author is only nine years old...lets go give her some encouragement, since blogging is cool, and anyone who starts blogging that young will be really good at it when they get old like me. Plus, she does a good job.
And finaly, The Boring Page, which is acutally really cool...make sure you read the whole thing.