Monday, August 07, 2006

When are we going to get the message?

Squirrels are evil! I've talked about this before, but the rest of the world has yet to wake up.

And now the squirrels have left behind attacking dogs and has moved right on to attacking mothers. They're going after our MOMS! When are people going to start listening to me? The scarriest part is that this shows the squirrels are engaged in a global strategy which coordinates their attacks. First they started with watermelons in America, then they moved on the dogs in Russia, and now they're out after people (not just any people, our beloved mothers) in Britain! When will it end? Well, the squirrels want it to end with global domination, but hopefully we'll be able to buy them off with a few acorns this winter. Start the hoarding folks!!!

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